This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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