Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the day after is always just damage control
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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