it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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