I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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