I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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