You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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