Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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