Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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