I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The air was thick with penises
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.