so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?