at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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