this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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