SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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