You're a womanizer and a bitch.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Boobs speak an international language.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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