Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
