the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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