Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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