Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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