lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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