READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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