Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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