saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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