So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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