we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Naked. naked and bneed help.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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