Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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