how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
