Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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