Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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