Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The feeling are messing with the penis
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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