Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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