fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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