You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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