names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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