You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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