I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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