question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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