Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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