Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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