Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
