i can't believe i had my finger in that
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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