Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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