Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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