Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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