So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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