Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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