Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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