It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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