Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I want her autograph on my taint
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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