sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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