I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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