Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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