oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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