..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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