when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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