Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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