problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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