she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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