i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Drunk is a universal language darling
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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