You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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