Yo dont text me then not text me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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